Literature
Chikn Nuggit: The bullying day pt2 (Sassparilla)
Sassparilla woke her son Sody Pop up as he lied down in bed. His eyes were barely able to open as he looked up at his mom. Sassparilla giggled as she held up a note to her face “Guess what?” she asked. Sassparilla took some time to stand up as his mind began to process what was going on. He shook his little head a bit and smiled as he responded “What?” “I’m the nerd of the day!” Sassparilla giggled. Sody Pop looked at her in confusion. “I thought that was a bad thing” he said in confusion. “Not when I have you, you’ll protect me!” Sassparilla replied with excitement as she grabbed onto her son. “You didn’t see what happened the last time I tried to protect you!?” Sody Pop laughed. “Well, let’s be honest, you’re a lot tougher than Before. I don’t think anyone could ever give you a wedgie like that.” “I think I could give anyone like that” Sody Pop laughed. “I never liked kids who give wedgies.” Sassparilla giggled as she replied “I’m going to get ready for work” as she bent over to grab something off the floor. A pair of light blue granny panties covered in dark blue zigzag lines stuck out the back of her pants as Sassparilla bent over. Sody Pop groaned quietly to himself as he really didn’t enjoy the kind of underwear his mom began wearing more and more of. It wasn’t bad when it was only every other week but soon it started happening every other day and now it’s become the only kind she wore. He tried to talk her out of it before but she didn’t really listen. He always felt second hand embarrassment seeing how often the high waisted underwear crept up her pants and would start showing in front of other people. “You know, maybe now would be a good time to find better underwear, mom” Sody Pop half joked as he got out of bed. “Sorry, didn’t know they were showing, they’re just so comfy.” Sassparilla replied as she continued to bend down while shaking her butt a bit. Sody Pop stood over his mom as he got an awful idea. As he approached closer, she didn’t seem to notice at all. He grabbed on to the waistband of her underpants and his mom finally replied “What are you doing? You’re not going to give me a wedgie, are you?” “Maybe, depends on if you’re willing to stop bending over" “Never!” Sassparilla responded playfully. To Sassparilla ’s surprise, Sody Pop began to pull upwards on her blue underpants, giving a decent sized tug to the back of them. Sassparilla didn’t know how to respond as she was being wedgied. “Hey stop it!” She demanded, her voice a bit less playful. “You gotta buy thongs you dork!” Sody Pop teased as he continued to pull upward. “Well, it doesn’t even hurt!” Sassparilla replied. “So, the answer is still never!” “Ok fine!” Sody Pop said as he let go “but it’s not over!” “Is today going to turn into a game of say uncle but with wedgies?” Sassparilla joked. “Probably.” Sody Pop replied as he headed downstairs to their work places. “No wedgies in front of the guest!” Sassparilla said as seriously as she could, following her son. “Actually, I’d prefer no wedgies at all but I know I can’t stop you.” “Whatever you say mom.” “Oh wait, I forgot to change out of these underwear, they’re dirty.” Sassparilla said as she turned around. Sody Pop grabbed the back of her underwear and gave another sharp tug as she squealed slightly. “Just another one for the trip back up!” he laughed. Sassparilla sighed as she ran up, her underwear still stretched from the wedgies. “It better be a normal pair!” Sody Pop called. “It won’t be” Sassparilla called back. Sassparilla came back down after Sody Pop had already gotten started on a few plans for today. She got behind the table and bent over a bit as she relaxed her self on top of the table. Sody Pop looked over and saw the plain white granny panties sticking out the back of her pants this time. “Plain white granny panties huh, you’re really testing me.” “If I go through this whole day without saying uncle, I’m gonna buy even more pairs like this. I might even get some with my name written on the waistband like your friends have.” Sassparilla joked as she shook her but at her son (don’t ask). Sody Pop looked over at his mom as her white granny panties continued to stick out. “Now you’re asking for a wedgie” Sody Pop said as he ran over. Sassparilla stood up and ran behind the table she was laying on. Both of them circled around the table while laughing at each other. Sody Pop tried to chase her but she kept circling around back and forth. “I guess you win this round!” Sody Pop said. Sassparilla replied in exhaustion “Yes! I win!” as she walked back around to go to the table again. Suddenly she felt hands on her underwear again as Sody Pop grabbed unexpectedly. “Wait no! she yelled but it was too late. The white granny panties were pulled up high, causing Sassparilla to squeak out in shock. “You look ridiculous!” Sody Pop joked. “I feel ridiculous!” Sassparilla replied. “Do your extra high waisted granny panties feel flattering now!” he laughed. “I feel like I look good. I pull off the gigantic wedgie look pretty well.” She joked. “You think you do, maybe some guests would like to see it!” Sody Pop teased. “What do you mean!” Sassparilla replied nervously. Sody Pop began to lift up higher on Sassparilla’s underpants until she was on her tiptoes and then finally lifted off the ground. “Hey wait, stop it!” Sody Pop didn’t listen to his mom as he carried her over to a hook on the wall and attached the underpants. His mom dropped down and was caught by the white cotton with a large bounce. She remained suspended in the air as Sody Pop laughed. “Get me down, someone is going to see me like this!” She begged. “Say uncle then.” Sody Pop said with a smug look across his face. Sassparilla looked down at her predicament and paused for a moment. “Never!” She yelled in response. Right as she replied, Chee and Slushi walked in together and instantly saw what was happening. Chee let out a giggle as she saw what was happening and Slushi just gave a sympathetic look. Sassparilla ’s face was bright red as Sody Pop looked directly at her, enjoying the embarrassment of his mom. “What are you here for today?” Sody Pop asked nonchalantly. “I like the wall decoration you have!” Chee joked. Sassparilla groaned as she tried to cover her face. Sody Pop replied “Yeah it’s one of our rarest items” In a mocking voice. Sassparilla tried to ignore them but it was hard. She didn’t want her son to think he was close to winning either so she thought to herself for a second and then came up with and idea to join in on the mockery. “Yeah, my white granny panties really complement the wallpaper!” Sassparilla added. “Granny panties rock dude!” Chee laughed. “Sody isn’t a fan of them, I don’t get why!” Sassparilla laughed. “Neither is Cofi, she hates when I wear them.” Chee joked back. Slushi continued to look around at the house as Chee and Sassparilla conversed for a little. Cofi, Chikn Nuggit, and Bwead Puddin entered the store together as they saw the same goofy sight and started laughing together. “Nice granny panties ya dork!” Codi laughed. Sassparilla’s face went a bit red as she began to play along again “Yeah, I certainly feel like a dork today. Even dorkier then both you guys.” She said as she pointed to Chikn Nuggit and Bwead Puddin. “Hey!” Chikn Nuggit replied in annoyance but she was cut off by Cofi lifting her and Bwead Puddin up by the back of their underpants. They both cried in shock as Chikn Nuggit was lifted by his plain white underwear and Bwead Puddin had a pair of white granny panties with pink and yellow flowers with a pink waistband. “These are my little dorks!” Cofi smiled as she lifted up “Want them to join you!” “No!” Chikn Nuggit yelled in protest as he tried to escape from the white cotton he was suspended by. “I was just joking!” she said as she placed the small dog and red panda down. Both of them began to tuck their underwear back into their pants and fix their wedgies. “You couldn’t have just told her without giving us a wedgie!” Chikn Nuggit said in annoyance. “Maybe she’s a visual learner!” Bwead Puddin joked. “Well, I’m glad I’m not the only one who got a wedgie today!” Sassparilla laughed. “You still look ridiculous!” Sody Pop responded. “No I don-“ right as she was responding, her underwear suddenly ripped, causing her to fall to her butt. The white granny panties remained hanging on the hook, torn up us Sassparilla had no underpants on. Both of them laughed together as Sody Pop said “That takes care of one pair, onto the next.” All the guests looked disappointed as Sassparilla fell. It seemed that a lot of people were staying to watch the wedgie happen. Sassparilla realized this and whispered into Sody Pop’s ear. Sody Pop nodded as he watched his mom walk upstairs as quickly as she could. He realized that he needed to give her another wedgie to keep the guests entertained. Sassparilla came back down as quickly as she could, and stood in front of the hook. She bent over in front of the crowd of people, showing her white granny panties with a blue waistband and said “It would be a shame if I got a second hanging wedgie today” in a very obvious fake voice. Sody Pop took the que and grabbed at his mom’s underpants, hoisting her back up to the same hook and yelled “Time for the ultimate wedgie yet again!” Everyone laughed again, more guests began arriving to see what was going on. Sody Pop looked over at his mom and said “You sure this will last a good amount of time. You only have so much underwear.” “Take a closer look at my underwear.” Sassparilla replied as she pointed to her granny panties. Sody Pop looked closely and noticed she actually had two pairs of underwear on at the same time. “Smart idea dork!” Sody Pop teased. “I won’t lie, this is weirdly fun!” Sassparilla commented “I can’t wait for my next day as being the town nerd!” “Yeah, you can keep the granny panties because giving wedgies is surprisingly fun too!” Sody Pop laughed. “I’m still going to make fun of you for wearing them though. “As you should.” Sassparilla jokingly replied. The rest of the day continued with booming fun. The couple had more guests than they ever could have imagined and Sassparilla ended up experiencing more wedgies than she ever could have imagined even as a mom.
